Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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