If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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