Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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