I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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