yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
