you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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