did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I currently don't understand fingers.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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