Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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