is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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