So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
