found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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