her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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