I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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