with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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