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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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