Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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