we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My dick has a subreddit
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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