she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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