Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You are a genius and a whore.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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