he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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