You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how do flat chested girls get laid?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
