JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My boob is missing a layer of skin
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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