South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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