Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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