that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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