one might say we're banned from that church
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
