just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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