I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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