Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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