One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Randomize
