Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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