He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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