why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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