I think i peed on brittanys purse
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm both gender and math confused
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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