I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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