Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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