You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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