Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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