When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
