Do you still have your period?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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