we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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