He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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