i permit you to call me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
