How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
