Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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