i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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