i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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