i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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