I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Boobs are out for the taking
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize