you win again, gameday.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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