Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
