No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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