Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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