from now on my penis is your penis
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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