Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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