I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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